It's March: time for those two little words women love to hear. Just say them, and note how gracefully and mellifluously they roll off the tongue!
NO, not "final clearance"!
Or "free chocolate," either--though that's a good one ...
I mean those other two words:
World Championships! Tonight at 8! Woo-hoo! Bye honey, go on out and buy lots of power tools, I'm hunkering down in front of the tube!
See you in April .....