My friend Kathryn has started a blog entitled "Kids Pray the Darndest Things", which chronicles the hilarious bedtime prayers of her son Oliver (a.k.a. Captain Triangle-Eyes).
Here's one to whet your appetite:
"Dear God, thank you for the nice day. Thanks for all the things that you make for us, like… [Mom, does God make TVs? He doesn't? Well who does? Just PEOPLE?] Well I don’t know then. [sigh] In Jesus’ name, amen."
Be sure to check it out!